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Workers free-tier meter (the 1027 clock)

What is happening

Request flow · Bollinger head/floor · RSI · MACD · throttle lane

from to

gold band = BB head/floor amber line = zone HTTP / hour orange = quota flow (1027 meter) orange wash = throttle lane (~0.6–1.25 × 4.2k Workers/h) RSI 70/30 MACD hist green/purple · same flips as crossover

Since launch · every UTC day both zones

Workload issues · map + $0 resolve (before paying Workers Paid)

Last 14 days · both zones

Quota used over this session

Horizontal lines at 50% / 80% / 95% / 100% of 100,000.

All sites under one hood · up/down + today’s load

Kind: pages = static (safe) · pages-fn = burns Workers quota · worker = dies on 1027 · tunnel = this Mac · origin = pages.dev bypass

site	kind	status	launch	load	% of quota	ms	note / mitigation

Worker routes (fail-open = skip 1027 page)

Country exports you dropped in (dashboard CSVs)

Pay-tier umbrella · two independent axes

$0 mitigation before Workers Paid

Zone ruleset structure

Error 1014 · CNAME Cross-User Banned

Company roster · what is viable · where elffin lands

Refresh from a terminal

ugrad-status — print the board

ugrad-status refresh — pull Cloudflare + re-probe every site, then print

ugrad-status watch — live loop every 15s

curl -sS -X POST http://127.0.0.1:8797/api/refresh — same as the button

Cloudflare for noobs — the words on this page

This desk is a tunnel, not a Worker, so it stays up during 1027. Local 127.0.0.1:8797 · public status.ugrad.ai · auto-poll 10s · /api/status · /api/refresh